is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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