He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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