Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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