her vagina looked like bernie madoff
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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