Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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