he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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