did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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