You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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