All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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