the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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