maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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