Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Let's paint friendship bongs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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