Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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