hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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