i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
should my penis look like a turkey
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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