I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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