the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We had sex on a dog bed..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sobbing to NWA
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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