I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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