apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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