Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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