She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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