I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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