True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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