Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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