lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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