I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
false alarm, still single
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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