everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
