are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
