this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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