I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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