Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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