HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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