Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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