that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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