On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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