Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Someone came in the potted fern
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
