STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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