why didn't you poke me back
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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