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Im on beer infinity
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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