i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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