Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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