I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Quick, to the slutcave!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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