Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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