is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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