I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would fuck him just for his dog
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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