Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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