There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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