I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
