He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The Olympian is in my bed
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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