She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So many bounce houses so little time
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Even my vagina gasped.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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