I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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