imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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