mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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