Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
