i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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