i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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